The woman neglected to mention that Bilbo is a 14 stone Newfoundland.
Dreadful!
Life is difficult enough without such gross foreign beasts rampaging along the foreshore indulging in outrageously boisterous behaviour which is ill mannered, ill conceived and ill considered, thereby disturbing the peaceful calm of a balmy afternoon.
If humans desire to hurl themselves into water (!) should they be discouraged?
