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July 5, 2008 by Vladimir 7 Comments

The woman is distressed with me today. Because of that blasted feather she found on her verandah.

I am seriously beginning to wonder if she understands anything at all about science, or has any inkling of the nature of sentient beings.

The world is divided into 3 parts :-

(1) cat, (2) non-cat prey, (3) non-cat other.

I’ll go and give her a solid head butt. That always dispels her sullen moods.

Pathetic old thing. She gets all silly when I bunt, purr, knead, need, meow and snuggle with her. She doesn’t realise that, when one is on a higher plane of existence, these rituals are incredibly boring.

I do it to humour her (and ensure that she always opens the can).

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  1. Dorkus says:
    July 6, 2008 at 2:07 am

    Hey Vlad,

    Nice to do battle with you. You brought me out of hibernation. I don’t usually bother battling on BOTB but when I saw there was another handsome cat on here, I thought why not. Now I’m sorry – not because you might be the better cat of the day but because some sorehead anonymous twit has left a nasty comment on my blog about the fact that two cats are doing battle.

    Some of these humans just don’t have a sense of humour.

  2. Nona says:
    July 7, 2008 at 12:34 am

    At least you only left her a feather. I had a cat companion who liked to leave half his catching for me….in my bed.

    Finding the feathery remains is better than half a bird in your bed. Or a mouse in your backpack.

  3. Gandalf & Grayson says:
    July 7, 2008 at 6:57 am

    The things we do just to make sure that can gets opened!

  4. Angus Mhor says:
    July 7, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    As long as they never figure all that out, it’s all good. And the can is open!

  5. Sukie says:
    July 8, 2008 at 10:17 am

    Ha ha! Mitzi is silly enough to bring the live birdie home and GIVE it to them to set free again!

    Purrs, Sukie

  6. not the mama says:
    July 8, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Head butts always work on me!

  7. Jazmin says:
    July 11, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Friend Vladimir of the regal name – your interview is now live at http://www.jazminpersonified.com/2008/07/cool-cat-vladimer.html

    Thanks for doing that, your human is a good egg!

    Jazz

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