You have to keep an eye on these scientific-type humans. They’ve been researching us for a while and I’m not sure that I’m happy with this at all, particularly the latest study on us requesting dinner.
Some of these scientists realise that we have no trouble getting humans to do our bidding, especially at meal times. Do people really have to know this? Why can’t they just be blissful in their ignorance? It hasn’t cramped their style before.
Get real. If our people are going to spend time on analysing the messages we send them, how much longer will we be forced to wait for our nom-noms?
I can just see the result of too much reading.
- Is he sending me a subliminal message right now?
- Is she mixing an urgent cry into that purr?
Give me a break. Give all cats a break. We wake you up for a reason. We get you out of that chair for a reason. We drag you away from your mundane activities for a reason. And the reason is food.
Warning. Don’t allow your humans too much time on unnecessary things like reading. Especially stuff like House Cats get what they want
