from Vladimir, Cutting Edge Felinotherapist
They tell me a bad haircut lasts only 6 weeks. So what? Humiliation lasts longer.
I have this most unflattering style of seemingly random shaven bits. Something like patchwork. For a mature gentleman of distinction, such as myself, the effect is tantamount to making me wear a red spotted bandanna and gold ear rings. It's not me.
Perhaps this …
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Who was it said "Home sweet Home"? Whoever it was must have spent time in the hospital too.
Here I am, home, with a new haircut. The woman is pleased to see me although she has the place locked up like a gaol. I've tried every window and sat at all the doors in turn, wailing. But to no avail. I can't get out of the house.
So although my …
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I'm getting out of here! Freedom!
As Ghandi said Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. Very well, I have erred. I have paid the penalty. And I have taken a vow never to mix it with a snake again. Either should you.
The Vet is going to take all these plastic tubes away from me and the woman is coming to get me. …
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