Old Cat Gossip » haircut http://www.catgossip.com With Vladimir the Feline Fashionista Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:03:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 In which I display my patchwork http://www.catgossip.com/2009/01/27/in-which-i-display-my-patchwork/ http://www.catgossip.com/2009/01/27/in-which-i-display-my-patchwork/#comments Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:17:34 +0000 Vladimir http://www.catgossip.com/?p=112 Bad Hair Cut
They tell me a bad haircut lasts only 6 weeks. So what? Humiliation lasts longer.

I have this most unflattering style of seemingly random shaven bits. Something like patchwork. For a mature gentleman of distinction, such as myself, the effect is tantamount to making me wear a red spotted bandanna and gold ear rings. It’s not me.

Perhaps this is why the woman keeps me a prisoner in the house. I embarass her. Not surprising perhaps, but galling just the same.

Still refusing to swallow the tablets. The woman tried to deceive me with one crushed into my poached chicken this morning. More fool her.

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