I’m going to be an investigative journalist. That’s a very important job. It takes a keen brain, a sense of righteousness and a high level of interpersonal skills to deeply investigate a topic of interest like political corruption, dog-bullying or some juicy scandal.

In the tradition of true journalism I will arrive at my own conclusions about the truth of a story.

I will start with my Twitter anipals, who knows what I may dredge up there! Some of those profiles show great promise.