The rats are getting out of hand at 10 Downing Street, strolling down the corridors of power and strutting their stuff in the the Prime Minister’s office. But the English know how to handle rats – they’ve had plenty of experience.

Recruit a Ratter!

Larry was found in the Battersea Dogs and Cats Home and recruited for the big job of keeping the rodents out of the place.

Good for you, Larry! I used to be whiz bang at ratting myself and although I’ve slowed down a little the last couple of years, I can still get rid of the odd rat.

My last rat!

In any case, I’ve cleared out the rats around my place.

There’s life in the old boy yet! (Although not much in this rat).

I thought the woman who feeds me would be pleased with this irrefutable evidence of my keen observance of housecat duties. But you know how it is with people, they’re unpredictable.

Before I go any further I make a formal apology to Cat-the-Rat and Starsky over at Rattitude.

It’s not every day, not even every month, that I manage to bring down something of this nature. Let’s be real, catching a wind-blown leaf is difficult enough and really takes it out of me.

This isn’t an Australian rat, it’s the widespread and abundant Black Rat, Rattus rattus (or Roof Rat, responsible for London’s Bubonic Plague in 1665), an unwanted rodent usually found in the compost bins in my neighbourhood. I don’t expect to see the people who live round me suddenly go down with the Black Death, but this specimen here is definitely a pest and not someone’s pet.

These rats are capable of producing ten or more young every three weeks under ideal conditions. A breeding base like this leads to rapid overpopulation and allows them to exploit optimal conditions in the aforementioned compost bins.

What else could I have done?

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