Old Cat Gossip » teeth http://www.catgossip.com With Vladimir the Feline Fashionista Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:03:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 In which I lose my smile http://www.catgossip.com/2008/10/26/in-which-i-lose-my-smile/ http://www.catgossip.com/2008/10/26/in-which-i-lose-my-smile/#comments Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:30:53 +0000 Vladimir http://www.catgossip.com/?p=84

I do not believe in the Tooth Fairy.

Yesterday my tooth fell out. I put it under my cushion. Today there is nothing under my cushion at all. No tooth and no reward. Mind you, I have often thought this Fairy to be a myth.

Questions have often come to me : What, exactly, does she do with all those teeth? Possibilities are:

  • Building materials.
  • Jewelry.
  • Mineral extraction.
  • Sinister medical experiments.
  • Sold on to third parties. Possibly the chinese traditional medicine market (investigations should be done into the aphrodisiac/healing properties of ground teeth).

In any case, all of this is irrelevant. I will never smile again.

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