I have made Larry King famous. Jazmin (she is a sweet soul no matter what anyone says about her) happened to mention in a post for Cool Cat Friday that I reminded her of Larry King. Larry has been told many times that he is very like me. It's not just the figure, it's the forthrightness. I … [Read more...] about In which I give Larry King a lift up the ladder
Early Views
Overuse of vitamins can cause problems
It takes all sorts of cats to make the world go round. Personally, I have nothing against ugly kittens, they only demonstrate the striking good looks of better -favoured felines. Like myself for example. But sometimes I worry about the ones who are really large for their age. I can assure you … [Read more...] about Overuse of vitamins can cause problems
Science Facts
The woman is distressed with me today. Because of that blasted feather she found on her verandah. I am seriously beginning to wonder if she understands anything at all about science, or has any inkling of the nature of sentient beings. The world is divided into 3 parts :- (1) cat, (2) … [Read more...] about Science Facts
Close brush with death
The woman nearly killed me last night. She was out all evening at a wild party, one of her extended family birthdays. (Her kittens have all left home now and the smallest of them all was 30 years old yesterday. Humans set great store by these decades.) But when she came home, about midnight … [Read more...] about Close brush with death
The Ghost
A photo reveals that the paranormal does exist and confirms beliefs that Oxford Castle is haunted What a load of old bollocks. Look closely at the photo in question. That's no ghost, it's a Cat. You can't see the cat? Typical of these 'ghost' photos. Although, with good argument and better … [Read more...] about The Ghost
Humans are not cats
Next door neighbour is a pain. (Another old woman) She had the unmitigated gall to approach me this morning. I can ignore the overture but she actually tried to touch me, to pat me on the head! When I turned my back to ignore her and shuddered at the bit of old sardine she was dangling, she … [Read more...] about Humans are not cats