Yes it's true! I slogged away, working my paws to the bone, keeping my eye on the prize and refusing to give up. I even sacrificed some precious nap time! It was worth it. Well worth it. I made my 50 high quality Squidoo lenses and submitted my application to be accepted as a Giant Squid. And I … [Read more...] about In which I become a Giant!
Decisions, decisions. Browsing blog themes is sending me batty, there's no doubt about it. I could hardly rest today, my catnaps fitful, my interludes interrupted and my winks were closer to thirty than forty. Now I'm in that strange half-state of being too tired to sleep at all! It must be … [Read more...] about Blog Themes will be the Death of Me
I'm going to be an investigative journalist. That's a very important job. It takes a keen brain, a sense of righteousness and a high level of interpersonal skills to deeply investigate a topic of interest like political corruption, dog-bullying or some juicy scandal. In the tradition of true … [Read more...] about In Which I become Multi-Skilled
Did you know you can take photos of yourself on the phone? I discovered this only yesterday. Because of my rising status as a multi-media personality and a technologically-literate cat I decided to try everything in the house. Except for the microwave (which is too high up anyway). Taking a … [Read more...] about In which I discover Technology
Well, a week has gone by. A week of lurking under the desk while the woman engages in her inane chats to friends. A week of missing important nap time while I investigate her emails. But it's been time well spent. I've discovered exactly what's going on. There is to be a rowdy afternoon with … [Read more...] about In which I discover all
People are funny. As a rule they think I'm deaf. I believe they think all cats are deaf. Not only deaf, but incapable of understanding. Do I have news for them! I have heard whispers. The woman has been talking on the phone. She forgets I read her notebook at night. Someone is hosting a … [Read more...] about In which I learn a Secret