I languish in a cage in an alien and nasty smelling place. They have done dreadful things to me. Violated me!
I have tubes in my legs and, I can tell you, I would bite the next person who comes up and fiddles with them except for the fact that I have a bandage of some sort around my jaw. (Not a good look).
I will update you later when my paws aren’t so stiff. I’m a little groggy too. I think they put something in the water.