I do not believe in the Tooth Fairy.
Yesterday my tooth fell out. I put it under my cushion. Today there is nothing under my cushion at all. No tooth and no reward. Mind you, I have often thought this Fairy to be a myth.
Questions have often come to me : What, exactly, does she do with all those teeth? Possibilities are:
- Building materials.
- Mineral extraction.
- Sinister medical experiments.
- Sold on to third parties. Possibly the chinese traditional medicine market (investigations should be done into the aphrodisiac/healing properties of ground teeth).
In any case, all of this is irrelevant. I will never smile again.