Jubilation! I have been invited to join the M-Cats Club. For Man Cats, you understand. No limp paws in M-Cats. (I assume the Club Founders know about the little nip and tuck of my early days.) Now I have to organise a flattering photo of myself. This one, taken in the early hours of the … [Read more...] about M Cats Club
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Rat Cuckoo in the Cat Nest
This cat lives with Sun Shujun, in Yantai City, China and, for some reason known only to herself, she has adopted a rat which appeared around the time her kittens were a week old. The cat is reported to be feeding the interloper. … [Read more...] about Rat Cuckoo in the Cat Nest
Drastic action needed
The woman tried to disguise the polenta with warm milk. It won't work, I am adamant. I gave her my best plaintive look but she ignored me. Time for more drastic action. I will think of something suitable … [Read more...] about Drastic action needed
Basta
Enough! Basta! I have been polite for so long I have become patronising. Being kind to the woman. Pathetic. NO MORE POLENTA … [Read more...] about Basta
Providence provides
The woman is cross with me today. Oh yes, she tries to hide it but I hear it in her voice and she ignored me when I tapped her leg with a paw. If she wants to open a packet of smoked salmon on the kitchen table and there is a chair right next to the table and a large thick book on the floor … [Read more...] about Providence provides
Kangaroo Meat
These comments can be useful, n'est-ce pas? Jazmin had a query about kangaroos. Jazmin, they are big things, very noisy and rambunctious. Pretty useless in the scheme of things but they taste good. Lip smacking good. Tell your person that kangaroo meat is lean, high in iron, contains a high … [Read more...] about Kangaroo Meat