I have taken the advice of Fisher (you can ask Fisher anything).
You are a beautiful being and quite possibly a trend-setter
From now on I will be flaunting my new hair style. This is my Poodle Cut!
I have also decided to bend a little and allow you to see the full image of myself, all the better to see the delicate balance of shaved bits to hairy bits. Trop chic.
Successfully avoided all tablets. The woman tried grinding one into fine powder and mixing with sardine oil. (A criminal treatment of sardine oil). I knew what she did. I refused.