I want to join the Duckie Club!
At first I thought it was a secret society with funny pawshakes. I thought there would be an impossible eligibility criteria based on breeding and familial connections, a huge waiting list, long lists of rules and exotic initiation ceremonies. I envied the relative ease in which some cats can be accepted into these elite groups.
By a stroke of pure luck I ran into @Manxington on Twitter, exchanged a few headbutts and discovered the truth. You only need a duckie to join!
It’s only a matter of time before my hypnotic powers have done their work and the woman finds herself irresistibly drawn to investigate the range of duckies on offer at department stores and speciality boutiques.
And here I am as a member of the Duckie Club!